Smear Me with Chocolate & I'll be Your Dessert. x

My hot date Agri for Pangaea earlier…and also my new...

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 02:58:00 +0800

My hot date Agri for Pangaea earlier…and also my new partner in crime for supper & sweets.

MaYsturbation: Get Dirrty!

Thu, 31 May 2012 15:33:00 +0800

It’s the last day of May!

And i thought it’s the best time to launch this entry.

After all May is the National Masturbation Month! Yes for real !

So lets not be shy & to make this look like a serious blog entry,I HAVE to share some health benefits of masturbation.

Health Benefits for Women
Women who masturbate regularly increase their resistance to yeast infections. Masturbation helps women release pre-menstrual tension and other physical discomfort associated with menstrual cycles, like cramps.

Masturbation increases blood flow to the pelvic region, which helps to reduce pelvic cramping and related backaches.

Masturbation can also help to alleviate chronic back pain and increase a woman’s overall pain threshold.

Health Benefits for Men
A 2007 article in Sexual and Relationship Therapy notes that masturbation may help men improve immune system function, build resistance to prostate gland infection, promote overall prostate health.

Moreover, Australian researchers have shown that frequent masturbation may lower a man’s risk of developing prostate cancer.

Health Benefits for Both Men and Women
For both men and women, masturbation is the safest sex possible, with no possibility of sexually transmitted disease, or of unwanted pregnancy. It’s a great way to relieve stress, and release a nice flood of mood boosting endorphins.

Masturbation is both a natural energizer, and a good way to help you sleep better, depending on the time of day. Lastly, masturbation helps to build stronger pelvic floor muscles, which can improve sexual performance and enjoyment.

Ok nuff of the pretending.

Nobody is masturbating for health benefits !

Here’s a few wrist exercise as warm ups to prevent yourself from getting a repetitive strain injury from the ahem manly art of meat beating.

It’s a month to celebrate all the whacking and vibrating and whatever else you all are into.

I hope you guys celebrated the month of MAY in style.

Toodles.

Just received a new hat. I call it the ‘Bubble Pop’...

Wed, 30 May 2012 18:43:00 +0800

Just received a new hat.

I call it the ‘Bubble Pop’ hat.

Only because I first saw Hyuna wearing it in the video for ‘Bubble pop’ last yr.

Such a cute trashy (cheesy) summer song.

Peiru & myself having a MCM fever. Look at our pet bunneh...

Wed, 30 May 2012 17:16:00 +0800

Peiru & myself having a MCM fever.

Look at our pet bunneh & pup!

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Wed, 30 May 2012 14:15:15 +0800

Mastermind JAPAN x Limited Edition MasterCard

Wed, 30 May 2012 14:12:45 +0800

The king of collaborations, mastermind JAPAN, has gone one step further by now offering you a more exclusive way to spend your money.

Created in conjunction with online superstore magaseek, a lucky few will be able to apply for and receive one of these special edition MasterCard credit cards.

Three different designs will be available, all featuring the instantly recognizable MMJ Skull motif.

Only 1000 pieces of each design was produced, offering a distinct collector’s aspect to an otherwise simple credit card.

Jelly Much!

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Wed, 30 May 2012 14:10:06 +0800

Ending da day with a Selca. Good night tweeps! x

Tue, 29 May 2012 01:53:00 +0800

Ending da day with a Selca.

Good night tweeps!

My guilty pleasure: Lemon Meringue + Red Velvet cupcakes X Hot...

Tue, 29 May 2012 01:51:00 +0800

My guilty pleasure: Lemon Meringue + Red Velvet cupcakes X Hot Choc with marshmallow clouds . @ Pique Nique

I bought a new pet ! x

Mon, 28 May 2012 22:58:56 +0800

I bought a new pet ! x

Dressed like a walking cabbage for church today. Amen!

Sun, 27 May 2012 23:32:31 +0800

Dressed like a walking cabbage for church today. Amen!

Steak Sandwich X Cupcakes X The Marmalade Pantry at Stables.

Sat, 26 May 2012 18:54:00 +0800

Steak Sandwich X Cupcakes X The Marmalade Pantry at Stables.

CHEERS TO THE PUMA® SOCIAL DREAM TEAM

Fri, 25 May 2012 14:12:00 +0800

To celebrate the launch of its Spring-Summer 2012 collection, PUMA® has created a fun new Facebook app that helps discover the role you and your friends play in the Social team.

PUMA believes that every great night out is made possible by Social Teammates, and every Teammate plays a different role that bonds the team and makes them unique. How can the team survive without the Hungry Man leading the pack to a new place to grab a bite? Who can anyone turn to if the Cheerleader’s not around to lift spirits on a bad day? And who leads the group and ensures a fantastic night out without the Captain?

PUMA has got it all figured out, creating an innovative new Facebook app called “The PUMA Social Dream Team”. To begin, the user goes to a dashboard that has different functions. The ‘Analyze Me’ function identifies the user’s team role based on the social activities that he has engaged in and recorded on his Facebook page in the past three months. A special Polaroid photo using the user’s profile photo is generated together with their social trait. The user automatically becomes the Captain of the PUMA Social Dream Team.

The user can also create his Social Dream Team based on the category that he has chosen. “The PUMA Social Dream Team” Facebook app will analyze the Facebook friends who have interacted with the user for the past three months and automatically select four to fill the different roles to form the team.

The user will also be able to change their selected Teammate to a new Teammate by clicking on the picture of the former after the selection is completed. The user will be the Captain of the Social Dream Team. After the team is formed, the user will be awarded with a 15% discount vouchers that can be used in the PUMA stores located in Singapore island-wide.

The categories of the Social Dream Team include the Gig Night – where the team partakes in a night of rockin’ good music or artsy flair; The Night on the Town - where hanging out at the usual club leads to an impromptu pub crawl; The Big Feast - where the team indulges at the latest dinner spot with consequent snapshots of food porn; Ten Pin Action – where the team plays good ol’ bowling or any team game; Bar Games – darts and pingpong action that makes the bar a more interesting place; and last but not the least, Karaoke Night – where each teammates gets three minutes of fame.

In every category, the role of the selected Teammate is identified based on social activities he has updated on his Facebook page in the past three months. Every role is matched with the perfect PUMA Social product like the Bolt Lite Lo and the classic PUMA Suede.

For instance, a friend may be the Gig Night team’s Rock Star because he is the music expert or the Celebrity because he is in every popular event’s VIP list. On the other hand, a friend may be the Food Snapper in the Big Feast team because he takes photographs of all kinds of food and instantly uploads them on Facebook.

The findings are wrapped up in team photos and neat little infographic maps of each individual Teammate will be shared on their Facebook walls.

For more information about the PUMA Social Dream Team app, please visit here-> Bang Bang!

For information about the latest PUMA Social collection, visit here-> BANG BANG !

I’ll also be giving away 5 Puma Social Keychains to my awesome readers.

Simply drop me a email at chocolatepistol@hotmail.com

No contest,no need to answer any question,and yea no need to sweet talk me too..lol, just drop me a mail to say you want the keychains . As simple as that :)

Allow me to sing you a lullaby? Good night.. x

Thu, 24 May 2012 23:25:40 +0800

Allow me to sing you a lullaby? Good night.. x

My night run at the sports complex. Fred Perry T-Shirt, Puma...

Thu, 24 May 2012 22:04:28 +0800

My night run at the sports complex.

Fred Perry T-Shirt, Puma Headphones, Puma Shorts, Alexander McQueen X Puma Shoes.

Special Thanks To Puma.

Puma is also giving away 5 Puma Social Keychains to my readers. I’ll update in a entry tmr.

Stay Tuned!

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Thu, 24 May 2012 14:54:28 +0800

Finally got my pistol 🔫 mug! In my fav gold! Yayy! Hot chocolate...

Wed, 23 May 2012 16:38:00 +0800

Finally got my pistol 🔫 mug! In my fav gold! Yayy!

Hot chocolate loaded with marshmallow anyone?

Tuesdays With Morrie Chocolatepistol It’s another Tuesday where I spend some ME time..like...

Tue, 22 May 2012 22:01:00 +0800

Tuesdays

With

~~Morrie~~ Chocolatepistol

It’s another Tuesday where I spend some ME time..like lazing my afternoons in a cafe with my latte & scones/cupcakes.

Not quite contactable cept thru Twitter.

Here are some pictures taken on my phone today.

Lunch!

My greens.

Love cheese on almost anything.

New caps that i bought.

Never get nuff of them.

Tmr I’ll be at Butter Factory for the amazing Johnnie Walker(I’ll be blogging about it later) & I’ll also be at the launch of CHAIRITY- Arts & Design Against Cancer.

Check out all these beautiful chairs that will be on sale.

Pls donate if you can.

For more info..click HERE!

Linda Black as Venus in The Birth of Venus

Bobby Tonelli as The Thinker

Lets do our part for CHAIRity!

Guys,do NOT jog with boxers,strictly briefs unless you...

Mon, 21 May 2012 22:11:38 +0800

Guys,do NOT jog with boxers,strictly briefs unless you don’t mind abrasions.Don’t ask me how I know.

Sam Tsui doing a Godney Spears Medley. For all Britney Fans...

Mon, 21 May 2012 16:46:00 +0800

Sam Tsui doing a Godney Spears Medley.

For all Britney Fans (like myself)…

Time to take a trip down memory lane.